Afi - High School Football Hero lyrics

I wanna be a highschool football hero. With an S.A.T. score less than zero. I wanna try to drink my weight in beer-o. I wanna be a highschool football hero. I wanna score a touchdown so I can score after the game. I don't care about my future 'cause it is just another day. I'll rush for forty yards and drink four forties later on. I'm done with this brunette someone pa** me another blonde. Coach tells me to drink my milk and wash it down with 'roids. I've gotta get my rest so I can party with the boys. My brain is upside-down, so I'm just a little slow. I'll change my name to Bubba so that everyone will know...