[Originally by David Bowie] Ziggy played guitar Jammin' good with Weird and Gilly, And the spiders from Mars He played it left hand But made it too far Became the special man Then we were Ziggy's band Ziggy really sang Screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo Like some cat from Japan He could lick 'em by smiling He could leave 'em to hang Came on so loaded man Well hung and snow white tan So where were the spiders while the flies tried to break our balls Just a beer light to guide us So we b**hed about his fans And should we crush his sweet hands? Ziggy played for time Jiving us that we was voodoo The kids were just cra** He was the nazz With God given a** He took it all too far But boy could he play guitar Making love with his ego Ziggy s**ed up into his mind Like a leper messiah When the kids had k**ed the man I had to break up the band Ziggy Played Guitar