Afghan Dan - Ring Ring lyrics

[Intro] Danny Martin, Afghan Dan These cheeky ba*tards Look, alright, alright [Chorus] (x2) Ring ring, who's that Where'd you get my number, where'd you get that Hello, hello Ring ring, who's that How do you know me, where'd you get that Hello, hello Ring ring, who's that Tell me where you what, fam, where'd you get that Yeah my phone goes ring ring, ring ring Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ri-ri-ri-ri-ring [Verse 1] Hello, hold on a minute mate, call me back Leave your message right after the tone I'm a little bit busy, I'm a bell you back If only I had a five-pound note for all the times that I've said that For all the times that I've said "Yeah, I'll phone you, mate, I just told you that" I've been rich, I've been minted All black Audi, windows tinted Brand new wardrobe, all bare vintage Build up a house just how I pictured [Pre-Chorus] Trust me It be going off non-stop sh** just getting on top I've tried switching numbers but these phone calls just don't stop Yeah my phone goes [Chorus] Ring ring, who's that Where'd you get my number, where'd you get that Hello, hello Ring ring, who's that How do you know me, where'd you get that Hello, hello Ring ring, who's that Tell me where you what, fam, where'd you get that Yeah my phone goes ring ring, ring ring Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ri-ri-ri-ri-ring [Verse 2] Violence, I k** you Swear down, it's driving me crazy What's wrong with sending a text, you absolute pest Stop being so lazy Just save your minutes, or better yet save your texts Just walk out to the back garden, face the wall and bang your heads Oh yes, that'd be lovely Swear down, yeah, that'd be nice No ring ring ring for the answer machine equals an easy life [Pre-Chorus] Trust me It be going off non-stop sh** just getting on top I've tried switching numbers but these phone calls just don't stop Yeah my phone goes [Chorus] Ring ring, who's that Where'd you get my number, where'd you get that Hello, hello Ring ring, who's that How do you know me, where'd you get that Hello, hello Ring ring, who's that Tell me where you what, fam, where'd you get that Yeah my phone goes ring ring, ring ring Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ri-ri-ri-ri-ring [Verse 3] Hmm, what's this A little whopper taking the pure piss Don't watch that Let's get straight to the part when I reject the call like this Cause I don't wanna hear no more Keep your coughing to yourself If you want to tell me that story you're better off calling somebody else Yes, that'd be lovely Swear down, yeah, that'd be nice You can tell man's sick of it just from the fact that I've had to repeat this twice [Pre-Chorus] Trust me It be going off non-stop sh** just getting on top I've tried switching numbers but these phone calls just don't stop Yeah my phone goes [Chorus] Ring ring, who's that Where'd you get my number, where'd you get that Hello, hello Ring ring, who's that How do you know me, where'd you get that Hello, hello Ring ring, who's that Tell me where you what, fam, where'd you get that Yeah my phone goes ring ring, ring ring Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ri-ri-ri-ri-ring