Afghan Dan - Mitchell Edwards Send lyrics

[Intro] 's happening? I'm just gonna do it again You're taking ages to reply Mitch, so Gonna be sending straight for you, you listening It's only a quick ting Listen, Danny Martin, Afghan Dan Listen, yo, yo [Verse] If you're gonna chat to me, chat to me properly Am I better than you? Well, probably Mitch, you're a full-blown div and you don't know sh** 'Cause, well, nobody's stopping me It's Afghan Dan from the BPT This side of the sea everybody knows me Don't wanna start bragging But if you come to my gaff it'll be your arse I'll be shagging Twisted, yeah that's me Thinking about which way I'm a have him 'Cause I'm a dirty ba*tard Like Devilman, yeah I'll gag him Constantly smack him Jump on my carpet, call me Aladdin And it don't stop there Jump in your window, shave off your nan's hair Jump in your kitchen, jump on the bear Constantly onto me, can't compare Watch how I spatter this sh** in the air I don't care Please don't believe the crap you hear I'm an MC and you ain't halfway there Man's on the landing, you're downstairs Man's at the top, punch him with the mother's parts Back to the sideline growing grey hairs Oh yeah, oh yeah Make a new video please, I dare Make a new video please, I dare I'll backhand your granddad clean off his chair But that's not fair, it's not his fault I mean the things that my guy wrote Simply because I ain't no joke and I will not choke Thinking you're sick in your brand new coat Selling ounces of coke Better off phoning pope on the rope Swear down if I saw you on the street All that I would see is a cloud of smoke [Outro] Yeah, check it f** off Aaaarrrrggghh