Afghan Dan - CallyManSam Reply lyrics

What's happening? Danny Martin Afghan Dan, yeah? Next day reply business, look I don't even need to rap bars, you little stinky bum Check this Look, look Yo Callum s** your mum bro Your grandma and your grandad wear Umbro I'll shave both of their heads, ya done know 'Cause I'm a dirty ba*tard Like Devilman Put stuff in the bumhole But it don't stop there See I'm a sneak upstairs Spunk into your mum's hair Watch her lick her lips like "Mm mm yeah" Twisted, I really don't care I'll bang one out in your dad while I'm there Make a cup of tea Kick back in the chair 'Cause I'm a dirty ba*tard Like Devilman, look Look there's his bird Check that, yo [?], haha Check this, look Not ready, look, look I'm like 'don't watch that bro' You don't wanna start busting out black jokes End up in the back of a white van like the last bloke Trust me, you don't want that though So stop flexing your chest like Rambo Man'll get chopped up Like a mango Think you can merk me? Er, that's joke You're a gimp, and even your nan knows But if I punch you in your damn nose I'd end up getting laughed off like Castro And we all know where 'bout that goes But there ain't no walking it off No talking it off Straight growing it off Go for the gain It might cause you a loss Back in the ends, mandem call me a boss Those man are hard, them man are soft But, see I ain't got no manners To this day I still rock bandanas To this day I still say mad sh** like 'Wagwan brudda, go s** your nanas' I ain't gonna change any way I behave 'Til I see my name displayed on posters and banners I want an Aston in my front yard just like socks and I want a basement like Jammer's, yo Get- Get ga**ed and you get laughed at, don Get ga**ed and you get laughed at, don Man get ga**ed but they can't back that, don Yeah, yeah You get laughed at, don This guy's sitting on Match.com 'Cause he can't get p**y Yeah, hashtag mong That's why you're ga**ed 'Cause you can't get gash don Yeah, oh! Check it out