[Verse 1: Affion as Drake] What you mean I ain't smell you it hit me when I landed, I smelled it in my hotel room, smell like a carca** is raw, I'm really bout to panic, yeah, you need to bury the smell soon, you need some ma**ingale, you need some ma**ingale, you need to douche it up and k** that funky a**y smell, don't mean to bother but I hate sh** and raising smell, I light your p**y up and throw it in the blaze of hell, you smelling bad, girl I couldn't take, vagina smell like burp, with a touch of hate, ooo, I'm pulling your coochie off I don't care if it hurts youuu, pack it in a bag and send it of without no curfew, for us, your vagina is wrong, your friends never hang with you they talk on the phone, yeah, we're telling b**hes that your body is explicit, and the hardest part about the f**ing sh** is it swallowed my bone, uh, every time I try to break it off, the rubber keep catching on fire and I take it off, I used to try to fight it but I'm backing down, even when I make you douche it it just comes back around [Verse 2: Affion as T.I.] Your p**y smell like fish and dog, whole like Michigan, k**ing off citizens, here we go with this again, make you coochie gargle with some Scope or some Listerine, smell made me frown got me balling up my fist again, smell strong smell high, smoking like a chimney, I used to go up into it but now it's going into me, smelling like an injury, your coochie is a k**er boo, she her in that two-seater the leather start peeling boo, a ha, did you, think that you be over me, by now your p**y smelling like the pens on the [?], call the police, I know at least her coochie is a wildebeest, and I'm gonna take a chance to throw a douche up in her fishy grease [Verse 3: Affion as Kanye West] You smelly ho, yous a b**h, your p**y might be half Asian cause she can kick, you should call your cooch toilet tissue it smell like sh**, the odors really a issue it's worst than arm pits, I love p**y, and yours the bomb, but not the good kind, I'm talking Vietnam, get your vagina right baby it smell like big gorillas, you gone be fine for while but it gone stank forever, introduce it, to the concept of douche it, I wish it had a neck so I could hang it by some nooses, n***as take my old hoes need to take my douche-bags, confused by the hole cause it smell like where poop is, f** Cupid, I'm getting my Obama on, dealing with some sh** that's so real I'm bringing Common on, jay finally got it through my head not to kick her out, please take this douche-bag baby and go and wash it out [Verse 4: Affion as Common] She was smellin' bad uh, on stage I just want to douche-bag her, I'm from the Chi with n***as it's always cold, she was wrapped up but the smell was coming from her clothes, the pros, the cons, pluses and minuses, the got to could smell her, cause it clogged up my sinuses, dic a di, dic a di, dic a di, if you get between em, the smell alone will make a n***a die [Verse 5: Affion as Andre 3000] The awful sheet smell, from a female, see I'm a player but I ain't gonna tell you all the details, aww f** it I'm just gonna sing the rest of this [Hook] I'm on some new sh**, I'm going to douche it up in her, (Douche it) It was so hard for me to smell her, smell her, smell her, I was trying to make it work Imma tell the s** bye bye, s** bye bye, s** bye bye, to her, (Douche it) Imma tell the s** bye bye, s** bye bye, s** bye bye, to her Douche it!