Aesop Rock - Get A Dog lyrics

[Intro] Yo, if you scared, get a dog, yo Get a strong, like a, like a Rottweiler or a Boxer dog Not a Pomeranian dog [Verse 1: Homeboy Sandman] Rather than whine and b**h in the war zone It's Aes, I, and the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe I be just trying to warn folks Sun be going nut, whole lower torso in your horoscope Gimme a break I'll be walking, dead gimme a base Watch for walking dead eating your brains I repped the struggle despite the subtle taste of cod Boy sand, in the place to be, by the grace of God! [Verse 2: Aesop Rock] I step in the arena bumping Step in the Arena Green wayfarers, no gray hair, it's a patina Don't play fair, you could tell by how he share his pizza The 60/40 special from a porky Ebeneezer Reppin’ La Isla Bonita, brace for the brain rot Four eyes, corners like a marble in a maze box Set your phasers, obey or catch the vapors My 1,2, unscrew a player from his trainers [Hook: Homeboy Sandman (Aesop Rock)] So it appears we do not get along (Say what?) So back up off or get involved (Say what?) And if you scared, get a dog So it appears we do not get along (Say what?) So back up off or get involved (Say what?) And if you scared, get a dog [Sample] Shut up when I'm talkin' to you [Verse 3: Aesop Rock] Yapple Dapple, rappers like crabs in a barrel Get trapped and blanched and snap crackled I’m Ginsberg interning at the Magic Castle I’m Bob Ross, happy accidents and rad afro Back and a tad wacko in laughably bad graphics The cla** act travel in batches of Mad Max’s And savages who still haven’t changed out of their pajamas Luckily I never show up on your cameras, It’s bananas [Verse 4: Homeboy Sandman] I sit and meditate until the answer come Sand is back and teaching rappers how to spell chrysanthemum From holding hands wit cats that barely know the half I barely even knew the half of em But keep the valentine's day homecourt Sonic catcalls from the steps. Jah bless Bacon and eggs for cooler heads, Hedging my bets Force of habit had me almost care But I nipped it in the bud, and now I'm almost there [Hook: Homeboy Sandman (Aesop Rock)] So it appears we do not get along (Say what?) So back up off or get involved (Say what?) And if you scared, get a dog So it appears we do not get along (Say what?) So back up off or get involved (Say what?) And if you scared, get a dog [Sample] Shut up when I'm talkin' to you [Verse 5: Homeboy Sandman] Great Scott, good gracious, and oh no Hi def, all close ups and slow mo My skin is amber like a ripened bud My adversaries tryna spill my capillaries full of viking blood I seldom like what they be hyping up So people wanna fight, then tell me lighten up What? I'm just tryna enlighten em Beyond "yo i just didn't think it's slammin'" My t-shirt isn't pink, it's salmon [Verse 6: Aesop Rock] Old school, new school, no school These ba** lines ain't raise no fool Aes AWOL outta homeroom Heads up, show up in the throne room Hoping for a breadcrumb, throw up in the show room Wait show ‘em how the rogue do March to his own with the clone-proof Songbirds perched on my finger at the window Admittedly the rest of my life is a f**ing sh** show [Hook: Homeboy Sandman (Aesop Rock)] So it appears we do not get along (Say what?) So back up off or get involved (Say what?) And if you scared, get a dog So it appears we do not get along (Say what?) So back up off or get involved (Say what?) And if you scared, get a dog [Sample] Shut up when I'm talkin' to you [Outro] Yo, get a get a wolf, get a Husky that looks like a wolf Get a Iditar- you know the dogs that run the Iditarod Get a dog from the Iditarod Which is supposed to be a tough dog