Aesop Rock - Orphanage Freestyle Part 2 lyrics

[Slug] Once upon a time, not long ago When the Battlecat still used to rip floor at my show Everybody had a good time And we just wanted to climb inside of your behind [Eyedea] Then there was this one kid they called Eyedea And they said his head looked like a peanut Hey yo, he was about to break them troops He had to say the truth He didn't get girls but he had a cool Asics suit [Illogic] There was this one kid named Illogic Everyone said he was good at doing science projects So when he was in elementary school Writing on his hands and on his desk To get the answers to the test [Sage Francis] There was this one kid named Sage Francis And they only liked him when he would rhyme pantless So he went up in there just wearing his underwear Like I don't give a 'uffing care! [Aesop Rock] Yo, there was this one kid named Aesop Rock Used to lounge in the back of the block Attacking the cops It's all good in the hood He raised up his celly Called God on the phone and said "helly, helly" [Blueprint] Yo, this kid named Blueprint Came in the jam with some toast It was filled with jelly Wiped your girl, took her to the telly Didn't have to give her no melly [Slug] But this one that always missed the bus And I would smack the erasers and sniff the dust That's why I got messed up, they call me Slug And everybody just thinks I did a lot of d** [Blueprint] Yo I went to school, but I ain't learned nothin' right? I only came to school to fight, and pencil-fight Throwin' pencils in the roof and sh** Buggin' out, on some ruthless sh**! [Eyedea] Yo, it's that ruthless ish, you know Eyedea can Sage Francis was good at eatin' crayons That's all he used to do You can tell by the color of his teeth.... [Sage Francis] ...Aw! Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah It wasn't Sage Francis that ate the crayons It was another man that went by the name of Xaul Zan Only problem with him is he had no fans And that's cause he couldn't get with the program [Eyedea] Hey yo, let me ruin some Yo I do it some Yo, Xaul Xan used to use glue as chewing gum Hey it's funny, just look at his gums It may be cancer Now he's a backup dancer [Slug] Yo why you guys busting out everybody's bubble? You all got in a whole bunch of effing trouble I used to see you after school, tied up The gym teacher would tie you up and kiss you on the back of your neck [Blueprint] That's cause I was banging her She used to like to kiss me, I used to like to hang wit' her I used to take her to the closet, and bang her Put her a** on a hanger [Eyedea] I said "Hey girls, you wanted me to deejay?" After that night, it was a guaranteed "A" Plus, for the rest of this semester And then I introduced her to Little Mikey, aka Webster [Slug] I was a who*e, you know I got a four-point-oh I hooked up with every teacher that wasn't at two-oh Well I mean, wait I mean, there was one that was like 53 Did me and the whole hockey team, you should see [Blueprint] So make sure you kids stay in school Cause look what happened to us here fools Now we can't get jobs so we have to rap So stay in school so you don't end up like that [Aesop Rock] Nah man, forget school: studyin' wasn't my steez In school I was so dumb I used to get Gs That's a step beyond Fs Peep the context