[Chorus] Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yes, I love trash [Verse 1] I have here a sneaker that's tattered and worn It's all full of holes and the laces are torn A gift from my mother the day I was born I love it because it's trash [Chorus] [Verse 2] I have here some newspaper thirteen months old I've wrapped some fish inside it, it's smelly and cold But I wouldn't trade it for a big pot o' gold I love it because it's trash [Chorus] [Verse 3] I've a clock that won't work, and an old telephone A broken umbrella, a rusty trombone And I am delighted to call them my own I love them because they're trash [Chorus] [Outro] Yes, I love, I love, I love trash