Ooooooooh....Poncho man Why did you shed your clothes? Ooooooooh....Poncho man Put back on your robes Running down the street under the noon sun Why did you do it? Did you think it would be fun? Wearing nothing but a poncho - we can see your bare a** It doesn't give you elegance, style or cla** Ooooooooh....Poncho man Your soul to the world you show Ooooooooh....Poncho man At least wear a sombrero Red, green, yellow, blue, pink and indigo Wearing all the colours of a freaked out rainbow Woven out of wool so you don't catch cold But doesn't it itch? Cos that's what I was told. Ooooooooh....Poncho man They rugby tackled you to the ground Ooooooooh....Poncho man Indecent exposure, guilty you're found You think you're the head honcho With your dirty poncho People boo and hiss You just laugh and p*** Ooooooooh....Poncho man I think you look stupid too Ooooooooh....Poncho man But I wish I was just like you