[Intro: MC Tofty] This is "T" to the motherf**ing "Ofty" What's your problem, dickhead [Verse 1: Robbie Williams] Don't kick my dog, dickhead Don't beep at me, dickhead Why'd you mug me off in my car, dickhead Why you disrespecting my bro, dickhead There's a dickhead in your mouth A dickhead on parade Do not have kids Don't want dickheads to be made, dickhead Why you disrespecting my bro, dickhead Why'd you piss me off in first cla**, dickhead I'm not sitting here to be treated like a dickhead Bumbaclart, King Rasclart Where's the chorus, dickhead (Give me my lighter) [Chorus: Robbie Williams] Isn't it lovely That we can still be good friends They say you've gone off me Don't be so sloppy, baby Isn't it lovely That we can still be good friends I know you still want me Because I'm so lovely, baby [Verse 2: Robbie Williams] If you diss me you'll sell copy, dickhead What'd you expect, dickhead Radiohead, dickhead This is pop, dickhead Size tens dickhead Break your shins, dickhead My security are a viscious crew They'll kick f** out of you Only if I ask them to But they'll kick f** out of you (You're going home in a Staffordshire ambulance) I wasn't looking at ya' bird, dickhead She was looking at me, dickhead Who do I think I am, dickhead Who the f** are you, dickhead You must have me confused With someone who gives a sh** I've found the dickhead of the year And you are f**ing it, dickhead Where's the chorus? No chorus? Dickhead [Chorus: Robbie Williams] Isn't it lovely That we can still be good friends They say you've gone off me Don't be so sloppy, baby Isn't it lovely That we can still be good friends I know you still want me Because I'm so lovely, baby [Bridge: MC Tofty] I've got a bucket of sh**, oh yeah I've got a bucket of sh** I've got a bucket of sh**, oh yeah I've got a bucket of sh** Not horse sh**, cow sh**, dog sh**, no, real sh** I've got a bucket of sh**, oh yeah I've got a bucket of sh** I've got a bucket of sh**, oh yeah I've got a bucket of sh** Not dog sh**, cow sh**, horse sh** Real sh** (Can he do it again) [Verse 3: Robbie Williams] Why'd you cut me up in my car, dickhead Why'd you say bad things 'bout my bro, dickhead I've got nothing for you, dickhead Go to bed, dickhead Don't wake up, dickhead Who gives a f**, dickhead No one gives a f** about you cause you're a dickhead, true See your mate over there in the corner He's a dickhead too like you, dickhead [Chorus: Robbie Williams] Isn't it lovely That we can still be good friends They say you've gone off me Don't be so sloppy, baby Isn't it lovely That we can still be good friends I know you still want me Because I'm so lovely, baby Isn't it lovely [Outro: Robbie Williams] I tell you what There's one out every night It's not one, just like All do it and they're buggers I know you're coming over lalalala You sound like Snoopy A rugged Snoopy, woahhhhoooo You dickheads are spoiling it For tits like us Dickhead