Middle age who*e I seen one in the store She's all fat and ugly Still dresses like she's twenty Middle age who*e Her life is pretty boring Cheating on her husband Cause he's living at the office I seen her at the bar She drives a fancy car Wears so much make-up She looks just like a clown Middle age who*e Her life is pretty boring Cheating on her husband Cause he's too busy working Middle age who*e Met a middle age jock Went back to his apartment She pulls out his co*k He strokes her libido She s**s on his ego Middle age who*e Middle age who*e