I won't tell you how it is She won't tell you how it goes I will bring you up to tears She won't hit you with the blows Life is better now this way Truth by night, life by the day Hello modern superman I got millions of your fans No one tells me how to live I got places now to be Secret service of a man Take no prisoners you see Jumping straight right into crowds Telling people how to be Holding nothing little back From the big black cherry tree Yeah, yeah, yeah Friends all call me negative Maybe I'm a pessimist Cause of you I'm always late Gonna miss my nail appointment Daddy called me Nancy boy Never let me play with toys Cause of him I'm always late Gonna miss my hair appointment She will tell you where to go Looking straight right through the lie She will fall into the trap Taking shots with all the guys Screaming hard, her tongue it stings Waiting for her phone to ring Positive all days are ruined Stealing tracks to weave and glue-in Everyone 'round her s**s Table top for just two bucks Washing through the ugly stains Wishing that her trick would say Falling into all the crowds Hearing everything they say Zipping up, her mouth is shut Feeling like the end of days Yeah, yeah, yeah Friends all call me negative Maybe I'm a pessimist Cause of you I'm always late Gonna miss my nail appointment Daddy called me Nancy boy Never let me play with toys Cause of him I'm always late Gonna miss my hair appointment Everything's because of you Thanks I'm late because All my problems came from you Thanks I'm late because My hair's sh** because of you Thanks I'm late because My nail's sh** because of you Thanks I'm late because Yeah, yeah, yeah Friends all call me negative Maybe I'm a pessimist Cause of you I'm always late Gonna miss my nail appointment Daddy called me Nancy boy Never let me play with toys Cause of him I'm always late Gonna miss my hair appointment Gonna miss my hair appointment One more, one more, one more