[HILDY] I'm eager to share My love and devotion It's deep as the ocean I've plenty to spare And since it's so ample I'll throw you a sample I will fix you up on the spot So forget the things you have not Can't you see, kid, what a very rare treasure you got? Ya got me, baby, ya got me! You got my affection, baby And my sympathy You got my whole muscular equipment from A to Z And it's free, baby It's all free [CLAIRE, HILDY, CHIP, AND OZZIE] It's all free, it's all free, it's all free [OZZIE] Ya got me, Gabey Ya got me! You got my enthusiasm on the land and sea [CLAIRE, HILDY, CHIP, AND OZZIE] Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! [OZZIE] You got my whole knack of getting ladies, it can't be beat And it's free, Gabey It's all free [CLAIRE, HILDY, CHIP, AND OZZIE] It's all free, it's all free, it's all free [CLAIRE] I'm filled to the brim With eager affection That seeks a direction My vigor and vim Leave no one excluded And you are included I will get you out of your lull You won't feel unwanted or dull If you'll get this through that normal, Neanderthal skull Ya got me, baby, ya got me! You got my extensive knowledge of anatomy You got my whole interest in mankind of every breed And it's all free, baby It's all free [CLAIRE, HILDY, CHIP, AND OZZIE] It's all free, it's all free, it's all free [CHIP] Ya got me, Gabey Ya got me! You got a guy who always functions systematically You got my whole family in Peoria, for you to see! And it's free, Gabey It's all free [CLAIRE, HILDY, CHIP, AND OZZIE] It's all free, it's all free, it's all free (instrumental break) [CLAIRE AND HILDY] Ya got we, Gabey Ya got we [OZZIE AND CHIP] You got a date with Lucy Schmeeler, girl of mystery [CLAIRE AND HILDY] Mystery! [CLAIRE, HILDY, CHIP, AND OZZIE] You got her whole reservoir of pa**ion to fill your need And it's free, Gabey Without fee, Gabey Can't you see, Gabey It's all free! [CLAIRE AND HILDY] Ya got he! [CHIP AND OZZIE] Ya got she! [CLAIRE, HILDY, CHIP, AND OZZIE] Ya got we!