Adam WarRock - Crooked Deal lyrics

[Adam WarRock/Mephistopheles] Ouija boards, seances Exorcisms and demon possessions All meaningless For he who sits in my presence Call me Lucifer the devil Mephisto or Mephistopheles The seventh prince of Satan For heathens lost in this awful sea And you can call me an artist And repertoire I'm in charge of recruitment And developing new stars And you? You'll never be quite big enough On your own Let me show you what I mean And you'll be leaving With your mind blown Blood of goat The rib of lamb Eye of man and cloven hooves Candles melted half away And idols made of broken wood Heart of newt and rotted mold Sold for only parts of wholes An artist role of sacrificing Lost souls in a heart of stone Cause I can show you Power beyond comprehension In return you work for Lady d**h While serving as her henchman [Lady d**h] Yes son I already see d**h in your eyes And to finish off Adam All you need to do's accessorize [Mephistopheles] I never met a soul I couldn't do business with Even if you're broke The possibilities are limitless So look me in the eye And say you never want to die And I a**ure you that the record Will playback on the infinite So sign On the dotted line And find All that you can find To fight In this hostile time And die In your rotted mind Then rise Realize the power Resting in your grasp As you hold infinity And speak divinity and wrath Up in the sky You wonder why he's forsaken it Your music wasn't as dope And Adam's always his favorite Cast you out the paradise And left you just a parasite Bottom feeding off these gimmicks Mimics and these vagrants [Tribe One/Demonos] I don't care if it costs me an arm or a leg My heart or my artist cred Because that part of me's dead And if I had two souls You can have them both But in our next battle I'm bringing back-up From the satanic hosts Demonos is not the type To take defeat or the leave the scene So easily Believe in me I'll bring him to his knees With this new found might I've devised a tight plan Tonight Adam WarRock Dies by my hand [Adam WarRock] And all I care is that You get us bigger sales figures d**h incorporated Serves these have-nots And these gold diggers So tell me son Will you sign With the admission kind? Here, read the fine print Go ahead and take your time Failure to abide by the terms in this agreement Will result in an all expenses paid one-way ticket To eternal damnation in exile No purchase necessary No half-stepping And no one under eighteen may apply Without the expressed written consent Of a parent or guardian All signatures must be sealed Signed for and written In the blood, sweat and tears Of the last gasp of air You have left in your pathetic existence As you waste away, depressed Crunching numbers figures Reading the quarterly report And slowing dying one second at a time Offer good only in the contiguous Forty eight states of The United States of America and Hawaii All restrictions apply d**h incorporated reserves the right To revoke this contract at any time It so feels like it All souls have no monetary value Or cash equivalent Contract may not be revoked For any reason d**h incorporated For two thousand ten and beyond You s**a!