Adam Vida - Sifu (Prod. Mr. Carmack, Mikos Da Gawd, Woostaar) lyrics

(Mr.Carmack) See fool, shīfu Now, my partner ask me: "What we smoking on, what's the pot du jour?" "Hmm...to be honest dog, I'm not too sure It might be chocolate cookie, bro I'm not a connoisseur But I just know; I'm getting higher than I've ever got before" He said "I need at least two packs" I said "I got you four" And then I showed him the selection, and he bought the store We had a talk, he took a walk and then I locked the door Grabbed the guap and stashed it in a sock under my bottom drawer Mopped the floor with all my stress, that's what this tree do Floating like I'm boating on a Sea-Doo, on the deep blue sea Not in my league, I be the ostrich you an emu Cause you in second place in any race, I still defeat you With 50 pound weights around my waist and plus my feet too Balancing two stacks of pancakes upon my knees And when I beat you: You prob act all petty like "I wasn't ready" And beg the referee to get a redo Cause you weak dude (You weak dude!) But that's okay, cause I can teach you Show you the ancient ways from Mozambique to Mogadishu To the Mayans in Mexica to Incas in Machu Picchu And in my dojo, be my student, I be sensei, call me shīfu Police can bug you with the nickel desert eagle I instruct you how to stop the bullet right before it reach you Could show you how to teleport through UV rays in two/three days and how to use magnetic waves to turn your body see-through if you need too But my most important message would be how to live your life with less material possessions Have the knowledge to decipher all the objects of oppression But be able to survive with just a positive intention and an artistic expression He said tao tao, shīfu (tao tao shīfu) Then we started the first session, Lesson 1