Adam Showalter - ​bill forgets (how) to wash his hands lyrics

Bill is confused Bill has forgotten how to wash his hands he stares at the sink (first his wife divorces him and now this) he stares at the soap (the divorce was confusing in and of itself but this is just silly) at least I can recognize that it's silly he thinks and then Bill begins to reinvent handwashing: run water run warm water wet hands lather with soap scrub hard allow three seconds for soap to activate rinse Bill thinks I'll never forget this which is replaced by I want to see my children which in turn is replaced by I want to play Spider Solitaire Bill has gotten good at Spider Solitaire