Adam Schlesinger - Put Yourself First lyrics

[Girls at camp, singing] Put yourself first, girl, worry about yourself Make yourself s**y, just for yourself So when dudes see you put yourself first [Tanya] They'll be like, "Damn you're hot..." [Tanya & Kayla] "...want to make out?" [Girls] Push them b**bs up, just for yourself Wear six-inch heels, just for yourself [Rebecca, talking] If it's just for myself, shouldn't I be comfortable? [Girls at camp, singing] No, put yourself first in a s**y way [Kayla] Pierce your ears [Girls] Just for yourself [Tanya] Put a hole in your earlobe [Girls] Just for yourself [Chloe] Brace yourself [Girls] This is gonna hurt Put yourself first in a s**y way (Rebecca screams) [Girls at camp, singing] Put yourself first, girl, worry about yourself Wear fake eyelids, just for yourself So when dudes see you put yourself first They'll be like Damn, you're hot Let's buy a house in Portland Put yourself first for him That's what you got to do Put yourself first for him [Rebecca, talking] If I put myself first for him, then By definition, aren't I putting myself second? [Tanya] Don't think about it too hard [Girls] Too, too hard [Chloe] Don't think about it too hard [Girls] Too, too hard [Kayla] It's a wormhole [Tanya] It's a Mobius strip [Chloe] It's snake eats tail [Kayla] It's the infinity sign [Girls] Get a tattoo of the infinity sign On your lower back Just for yourself [Rebecca, talking] But I can't see my lower back Also, can we go back to the fake eyelid? Is that a thing now? [Girls] Yes! Put yourself first in a s**y way Put yourself first for him