Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman lyrics

Performed by adam sandler and tara Transcribed by big brother. [setting: a restaurant with music playing in the background] "and now the excited southerner proposes to a girl." Girl: "you wanted to ask me something?" Excited southerner: "yes, i did. i - first of all i just wanted to say that you're -- very pretty girl, and i, i -- hoo -- you'the -- we've known each other for so long now, and-uh, it's ab Ime that the two of us -- we're both getting older right now, and-uh, and i don't want to die alone, i -- tell you that much -- hoo -- getting ahead of myself -- got ta slow down, hoo-hoo, conce E on what i'm trying to get across to you right now, hoo, i mean, whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-willing to be a house husband, you don't have to qu-qu-qu-qu-quit your job there, there, I'm, the-, i'm, i'm -- hoo, honeymoon in the poconos, with the -- hoo, woo hoo -- s** optional -- you don't have to do what you don't want to do, hoo hoo hoo hoo, someday you're going to love m D that -- that's fi-- til d**h do us part i, we'll get the chocolate cake and the sunrise and the sunset -- no prenuptial agree --" Girl: "look, are you trying to ask me to marry you? because i'm just not ready for that kind of commitment." Excited southerner: "coooooo."