Adam Sandler - Crazy Love lyrics

You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot And all my conversations are being recorded And you don't mind that all my pants are way too short on me And I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago Ha-Ha-Ha And you don't care that I collect dead animals from the side of the road Then pretend they're alive and think I'm a famous football player And you don't have a problem with me when I follow people I never met before And force them to look at the portrait of of Neil Diamond I have tattooed on my back It's very pretty, baby Well you must have been sent from up above You're all that I can think of You're just as psychotic as me My crazy love Well it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit to bed every night And I make you sing in tongues to me until I fall asleep Blah bloo blah bloo bloo Thank you And you don't make fun of me 'cause I still make out with my stepfather And I also tell everyone I was on a UFO for two and a half years I believe you sugarpie 'Cause our love is right on track I'm yours, you're mine it's a fact Don't forget to take your Prozac My crazy love Well yesterday I tickled a man who wasn't even there Oh, three days before that I ran down the street in my Wonder Woman underwear I didn't care Babe I know I never had a job 'Cause I'm afraid to talk to people 'Cause now they're all robots who are seekin' information They can't fool you, sweetheart And I know that you know that I'm the one who burned my cousin Chester's house to the ground But you told the cops we were out ballroom dancing when they came and questioned you I ain't no fink, dollface 'Cause we know that it's true Only I could love you We both eat with our hands My crazy love My crazy, crazy love Oh I wish everybody was dead except for you, baby I feel the same way Would you throw some macaroni on me Oh yeah, here you go These lyrics are brought to you courtesy of ~JillyWilly~