Adam Sandler - The Longest Pee lyrics

Performed by adam sandler and rob schneider [line of people talking] "hey man, let me in there first" -"go ahead man, take it easy" "thanks, i really gotta pee" [open door, close door] [unzip pants] [start pissin..........groaning....] "oh man" [.....] "ohhh yeah" [.....] "ahhhh" [......stop briefly] "ahh" [start pissing again..] "oh man" [........] "oh man" [...............] "oh man" [.......gets louder] "oh man" [..........and louder] "oh man!!" [............as loud as a hose] "oh man!!! oh.." [...........] "oh no!" [........] "oh man!" [...............slows down] "ahhh" [stops] "ahhhhhh...there ya go" [fart! starts pissing loudly again] "oh! oh man!" [..............] "oh my god!" [banging on the door] [pissing slows down to dribble] "i'll be out in a minute!" [....dribbling...] "oh..oh my" [stops] "oh...oh thank god" [zips up pants] [pisses in pants] "awwww man!" [people laughing] -"hey man, you pissed in your pants" "i know" -"so did i" "i guess that makes us piss pals" [horrible annoying laughter] [rasberry]