Adam Sandler - The Cheerleader lyrics

Performed by adam sandler and steve koren [sound of pom-poms] Cheerleader: [with annoying feminine voice] "ok you guys, let's hear some spirit!" [performing cheer] Cheerleader: "united, we are united.. we'll be 'cause we're the tigers, we're out for vic-tor-y - yeah!" [no response] Cheerleader: "come on you guys! i wanna hear you!" [still no response] Cheerleader: "come on! the girls volleyball team's got a big game tonight! and we're gonna win 'cause we're the -" Guy in crowd: "sit down!" Cheerleader: "you guys are a**holes!" [whining] "you think this is easy being a cheerleader!? let's see you come down here and try it!" Guy: "shut up!" Cheerleader: "you're the one who should be shutting up! this is my senior year of cheerleading and you're ruining it! i paid for my pom-poms with my own money." [half-crying] Guy: "you s**!" Cheerleader: [hurt] "i was gonna do a split for you guys, but now i'm not gonna cuz you guys don't appreciate anything." [something hurled and hit cheerleader] Cheerleader: "owwww! who threw that!? i'm gonna get a bruise now! i hate my school!" [whining] [crowd cheering softly in background] Guy: "we're sorry." [pause] Guy: "just kidding, you s**!" Cheerleader: [half-crying] "ahhaw..no..."