Performed by adam sandler, rob schneider, david spade, jennifer lien, andrew leeds, meghan andrews, and robert smigel [silverware clicking] M1: "can you pa** the beats please?" F1: "here you go" M1: "thanks" Brad: "hey mom, guess what? i got invited to a party tonight! and i'm gonna go if that's ok with you." Mom: "nooo!!" Brad: "why not mom?" F1: "yeah, why mom? he should go." Brad: "it's gonna be fun. i'll get to meet new people..." Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" Brad: "oh mom..." Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" F1: "don't wory brad." F2: "hey mom, i saw this great skirt at the mall today, but it was $34, which isn't that high of a price, but i was nervous to buy it. what do you think? Mom: "nooo!!" F2: "really? i really like it..." Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" F2: "oh mom, who is?" Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" F2: "mom, you're so paranoid." Mom: "nooo!!" M3: "hey mom, i gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for little league try-outs." Mom: "nooo!!" M3: "yeah, i have to be at the field at 9 o'clock..." Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" M3: "do you think you could drop me off there?..." Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" M3: "how am i gonna get there?" Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" M3: "i'll walk i guess." Mom: "nooo!!" Cindy: "mom, can you pa** the salad dressing?" Mom: "nooo!!" Cindy: "please?" Mom: "nooo!!" Cindy: "come on, mom." Mom: "nooo!!" Brad: "i'll get it for you cindy." Cindy: "thanks brad." Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" Cindy: "thanks for the tip, ma." Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" Brad: "hey everyone, let's just go out for ice cream." Mom: "nooo!!" Brad: "why are we eating inside? it's a beautiful night. we need to get out more." Mom: "nooo!!" Cindy: "mother, brad is right." Mom: "nooo!!" Cindy: "we should go out, it'll be fun." Mom: "nooo!!" Cindy: "come on, let's go, i could go for some maple walnut." Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" M3: "yeah, we haven't gone out together in a long time." Mom: "nooo!!" Cindy: "you wanna come dave?" Mom: "nooo!!" Dave: "no, i'll hang out with mom." M1: "you sure?" Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" Dave: "yeah, go without me." M3: "all right, see you guys later." Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" Dave: "how are you, mom? great meal tonight. sure is... you sure know how to cook! boy, oh boy, you're quite a lady. say mom, uhm, can i go canoeing next weekend with my friend barry?" Mom: "nooo!!" Dave: "please?" Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" Dave: "mom, you're over reacting!" Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" Dave: "why are you so overprotective!?" Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" Dave: "mom! i'm going to the ice cream place! you're just so set in your ways it drives me crazy!" [bangs on the table, gets up] Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" [screen door closes] Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at him!"