Adam Sandler - Mr. Spindel's Phone Call lyrics

Performed by adam sandler and steve koren [phone rings] [mr. spindel picks it up] Mr spindel: "hullo!" Student: [whispering] "hey mr. spindel. how's algebra cla** going?" [chuckling] Mr spindel: "whut!?" Student: [whispering] "you're in for a big surprise tommorrow during 5th period!" [chuckling] Mr spindel: "hey! who is this!" [student hangs up phone] [dial tone] Mr spindel: "hullo!" [dial tone] Mr spindel: "hullo!" [dial tone] Mr spindel: "who is this!?" [dial tone] Mr spindel: "hullo!" [dial tone] Mr spindel: "answer me!" [dial tone] Mr spindel: "who is this!?" [dial tone] Mr spindel: "hullo!" [dial tone] Mr spindel: "for god's sake! who are you!?" [dial tone] Mr spindel: "hullo!" [dial tone] Mr spindel: "hullo!" [dial tone] [operator recording playing "if you'd like to make a call..."] Mr spindel: "who is that!?" [recording continues] Mr spindel: "hullo!" [recording continues] Mr spindel: "who are you!?" [recording continues] Mr spindel: "please answer me!" [silence] [bleeping noise] Mr spindel: "oh god! who is this!?" [bleeping] Mr spindel: "please stop it! why are you doing this!?" [bleeping] Mr spindel: "why!? why!?" [bleeping] Mr spindel: "just tell me your name." [bleeping] Mr spindel: "please." [bleeping] Mr spindel: "i'm gonna hang up!" [bleeping] Mr spindel: "i'm warning you!" [bleeping] Mr spindel: "hullo!" [bleeping] Mr spindel: "whoever this is, i'm gonna hang up!" [bleeping] Mr spindel: "that's it!" [bleeping] Mr spindel: "damn you kids!!" [bleeping] Mr spindel: "damn you!!" [slams down phone] [phone rings] [mr. spindel picks it up] Mr spindel: "hullo?" Ted: "yeah, bill." Mr spindel: "oh, ted!" Ted: "i've been trying to get through to you forever. who have you been talking to?" Mr spindel: "i don't know. so help me god! i don't know!"