Adam Sandler - Fatty Mcgee lyrics

Performed by adam sandler, david spade, tim herlihy, steve koren, and tim meadows [typical library sounds, squeekin chairs/doors] [talking quietly] M1: "ms. murphy is such a pain, man." M2: "we just had a test a week ago. now we gotta take another one tommorrow. this s**s!" M1: "and it counts for 80 percent of our grade." M2: "well we better study our bu*ts off." M1: "well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library." M2: "ok, enough talking, let's study!" M1: "all right." [turning pages] [heavy steps] M2: "uh oh" M1: "oh no! fatty mcgee is coming. we'll never get any studying done with him in the library." [heavy steps continue] M2: "oh god, he's taking the stairs! that means he's going to be way out of breath!" [fatty whining, try to catch breath] M1: "oh no, he's going to sit with us." Fatty: [annoying whining voice] "hey fellas, studying for the big test?" M1: "uh, yes fatty, we were." Fatty: [still trying to catch breath] "great! i'll join ya." [fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly] M2: "hey fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your breath?" Fatty: "no, no, i'm catching it!" [fatty continuing to whine and snort] M1: "ok, ok fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're trying to concentrate." Fatty: [continuing to wheeze and whine louder] "sure, no problem." M1: "oh man." Fatty: [still snorting and whining loudly] "this test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know." [whining continues even louder] M1: "yes fatty, we know, we just said that." [wheezing continues a little softer] M2: "fatty! please keep it down!" [fatty makes snoring/whining sounds] M2: "is he sleeping!?" M1: "no, it's his deviated sceptum. seriously fatty, keep the breathing down." [snoring stops, more weird noise starts] M2: "ahh geez fatty, what's wrong with you!?" Fatty: [pausing, snorting] "i'm trying." [whining continues] M1: "fatty, you know what's going to happen! stop breathing so heavy! please we gotta study!" [whining gets higher and higher until it's continuous] M2: "oh no, that one's going to do it!" [fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling] M2: "fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!" Fatty: [continuing his loud annoying whine] "i'm sorry!" Fireman ray: "fire! man the building!" M1: "sorry fireman ray, it's not the fire alarm." Fireman ray: "fatty mcgee, is that you again!?" Fatty: [stillin whining annoyingly] "yes." [snort] "sorry." [snort] Fireman ray: "didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?" Fatty: [whiney voice] "but i like the stairs!" Fireman ray: [annoyed] "why!?" Fatty: [still whining horribly] "they're fun!" Fireman ray: "oh fatty mcgee, you're the fattest!" [everyone laughing at stupid joke] [raspberry]