Adam Sandler - Whore! Where Are You?! lyrics

who*e! You get out here! You hear me? You get your who*e a** out here! who*e?! I don't need this today, who*e! Do not defy me, who*e! Show me Your who*e face or your really gonna be in for it! Alright, that's it, who*e! I'm coming after you! I'm tired of your who*e bullsh**! Are you in... the... Bedroom? who*e? No! Not in the bedroom... I bet the who*e is in... the Guest room... No who*e! Maybe there's a who*e under the guest bed...? What?! No who*e again! Well, then, where the f** is the who*e?! who*e! You meet me in the living room! I'm not f**in around anymore, who*e! I'm counting to three! One... Two........ Where the f** are you!? b**h who*e! That's it! Three!... who*e, whatever I did, I'm sorry... I take it all Back, who*e... Come on, who*e, I'll take the swing dance cla** with you... I was in a bad mood when you asked! (doorbell rings) Now what? Yes? How you doin? Fine, can I help you? I have a FedEx here for Miss.... Carochy? Oh, I don't think she's here right now... Alright, well, you wanna sign for it? Ah, definitely... uh.. uh, what do I do? What do you do? Ah... you write your name right here... I'm not used to signin for stuff... the who*e usually takes care of all that Kind of bullsh**... I see... well... I don't know where she is! Ya know, it's not like the who*e disappeared Without leavin a note like that... Uh... I'm not sure who you're talkin about... That's no biggie... But, hey, if you do see the who*e, you tell to come Home, she'll get what's coming to her... Okay... Hey, you have a good one, huh? Yeah, you too Sure... (door closes) f**in FedEx... Who's mailing sh** to the who*e? That's what I wanna Know... God damn who*e gettin overnight mail... I'm not gonna open it... I don't want the who*e callin me a snoop or sum sh**... (pours drink and sips) (throws gla** and breaks) WHERE ARE YOU?! who*e?! (door opens and closes) Hi babe! Where the hell were you, who*e?! I was freaking out over here! I went to the bank... I saw Carol and we had coffee Uh.. Wha? Oh! How is Carol? She's okay... she's dealing with a lot of crap right now with the divorce... That's the tough... thing... You would never want to divorce me, Right, who*e? No! And would you stop calling me who*e? It was fun last night, let's just Keep it in the bedroom Yes! I mean, sorry about that, Tina... Oh! I got a FedEx for you! I signed For it and everything! Oh, thanks... Just leave it over there, I'll open it later... Definitely! You open it whenever you want! It's your FedEx! Oh, one more thing... I forgot to pick up sum diet soda for the girls, they're Coming over later... Could you go to the store for me now? No problem, Tina Thanks, sweetie... I'm gonna go take a shower... Really! Cause... uh... maybe I could come take shower with you...? No... no... They're gonna be here soon Alright... Sum other time, though, okay? Next time's good... I'll go get the soda, Tina... See you in a bit, huh? Okay, bye! Don't take too long Okay, bye bye... (door opens and closes) (whistling) (bird chirps) Look at that bird... Stupid bird, get your a** out of here! f**ing who*e Bird just sh** on me! God damn who*e bird! You'll get yours! Now I need A tissue! He f**ing sh** on me! He's the one who should get a tissue! b**h!