Adam Sandler - Creepin' On The Mayor lyrics

Oh, sh**, is that them crazy f**s from across town? They didn't see me, did they? f** it, they headin this way! Damn! Gotta be somewhere to hide around here! No bushes, no trees, what the f**!? I'll just hide my a** in this garbage can! There we go, safe and sound... No motherf**er's gonna find me here! sh**, I'll just wash my clothes later! [Gangsters] Where'd you run to, you candy a** motherf**er? You can hide all you want, but when we find you we still gonna f** you up! See you tomorrow, b**h! [gunshots] No you won't, cause I'm gonna stay in my basement all day... I sure fooled them stupid f**s, hehehe... [Woman] I'll be right there honey! Just let me throw these dirty diapers out! [Man] Okay, baby [Woman] Man, they stink! That baby couldn't stop sh**tin today! [Man] I know, baby I don't care, baby sh** don't mean nothin cause I'm safe and sound! sh**, no one can f** with me in this tin can! I'm a motherf**in untouchable! Yeah, yeah!