Adam Sandler - The Hannukah Oing lyrics

Put on your yamukah Here comes Hannukah So much funnukah To celebrate Hannukah Hannukah is: the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We have eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in town Without a Christmas tree Here's a list of people who are Jewish Just like you and me: David Lee Roth Lights the menorah So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas And the late Dinah Shorah Guess who eats together at The Carnegie Deli? Bowser from Sha-Na-Na And Arthur Fonzarelli! Paul Newman's half Jewish And Goldie Hawn's half, too Put them together, What a fine looking Jew! You don't need Deck the Halls Or Jingle Bell Rock, 'Cause you can spin a dreidel With Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock! [both Jewish] Put on your yamukah It's time for hannukah The owner of the seattle supersonica Celebrates Hannukah O.J. Simpson [not a Jew] But guess who is? Hall of Famer Rod Carew. [He converted] We got Ann Landers, And her sister Dear Abby, Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish Not too shabby Some people think That Ebenezer Scrooge is Well, he's not, but guess who is -- All three Stooges! So many Jews are in show biz Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is! Tell your friend Veronica It's time to celebrate Hannukah I hope I get a harmonica On this lovely, lovely Hannukah So drink your Gin and tonica And smoke your marijuanica If you really, really wannaca Have a happy happy, happy happy Hannukah Happy Hannukah!