Adam Sandler - The chanukah song part 3 - radio version lyrics

[Drei-Dels:] Put on your yarmulke, it's time for Chanukah… [Adam:] Sounds good, guys! [Adam:] Give it up for the Drei-Dels, everybody! [Drei-Dels:] Once again, it's Chanukah. The miracle of Chanukah! Chanukah is The festival of lights One day of presents? Hell no, we get the eight crazy nights! (Oh, boy) But if you still feel like the only kid in town Without a Christmas tree I guess my first two songs didn't do it for ya So here comes number three! Ross and Phoebe from Friends Say the Chanukah blessing So does Lenny's pal Squiggy and Will and Grace's Debra Messing! Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mixed meat with dairy Maybe they shoulda called that show Little Kosher House on the Prairie! We got Jerry Lewis Ben Stiller, and Jack Black Tom Arnold converted to Judaism But you guys can have him back! (Just kiddin' Tommy!) We may not get to kiss Underneath the mistletoe But we can do it all night long With Deuce Bigalow! [Rob Schneider:] I'm Jewish! [Adam:] Oh, my God. Sweet Robbie Schneider is here! [Drei-Dels:] Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukah… [Rob Schneider:] The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmonica celebrates Chanukaaah! [Adam:] Ah, good job, Schneider! [Rob:] What are you talkin' about?!? [Adam:] All right, now Osama bin Laden… [Audience:] BOO! Not a big fan of the Jews! Well maybe that's because he lost a figure skating match To gold medalist Sarah Hughes! (Her mama's Jewish.) Houdini and David Blaine escape straightjackets With such precision But one thing they could not get out of… Their painful circumcision! Gwyneth Paltrow's half-Jewish But a full-time Oscar winner Jennifer Connelly's half-Jewish too And I'd like to put some more in her! Whoo! There's Lou Reed, Perry Farrell Beck, and Paula Abdul Joey Ramone invented punk rock music But first came Hebrew school! Hey! Natalie Portmanika It's time to celebrate Chanukah I hope I get an Abtronica On this joyful, toyful Chanukah So get a high colonika And soil your long-johnnakahs If you really, really wannakah Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah! Buckle up for safety, everybody!