Adam Sandler - Somebody k** Me Please lyrics

[Verse One] You don't know how much I need you While you're near me I don't feel blue And when we kiss I know you need me too I can't believe I've found a love that's so pure and true [Chorus One] But it all was bullsh**! It was a goddamn joke! And when I think of you, Linda I hope you f**ing choke! [Verse Two] I hope you're glad with what you've done to me I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy You left me here all alone, tears running constantly [Chorus Two] Oh somebody k** me please! Somebody k** me please! I'm on my knees, pretty pretty please! k** me! I want to die! Put a bullet in my hea-a-a-a-ad!