Adam Sandler - Piece Of sh** Car lyrics

here we go no no no (whoo ooh) piece of sh** car, i gotta piece of sh** car that f**ing pile of sh** never gets me very far. my cars a big piece of sh** cause the shocks are f**ing shot, and my seatbelts f**in broken, i got to tie em in a knot. (its a piece of sh**) i cant see through the windshield cause its got a big f**ing crack, and the interior smells real bad cause my friend puked in the back. (its a piece of sh**) (piece of sh** car) piece of sh** car (hes gotta piece of sh** car) it s**s royal dick (that f**in pile of sh**, never gets him very far) oh f** you car. its got no CD player, its only got the 8-track. whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack. (they can bite his a** too) and i got no f**ing brakes, im always way out of control, 11 times a day i hear "hey watch it a**hole" (you f**ing piece of sh**). (piece of sh** car) i've got a piece of sh** car (hes got a piece of sh** car). diesel gas s**s my a**! (that f**ing pile of sh**) that pile of metal sh** (never gets him very far.) oh what the f** did i do, what the f** did i do, what the f** did i do, to get stuck with you? you're too wide for drive-thru and you smell like the shoe, but im too broke to buy something new. ah f** me. the engine likes to flood, the car always f**ing stalls, and the seat cushions got a big rip so a spring always pokes the balls. (ouch ouch ouch) plus the doorlocks are busted, i got to use a f**ing coat hanger. (what a pain in his a**) and if a girlie sees my car, theres no chance i'll ever bang her. (he'll never ever get the p**y) hey shut up! (piece of sh** car) you piece of sh** car. (hes gotta piece of sh** car) you piece of sh** car (piece of sh** car) bald f**ing tires (hes got a piece of sh** car) no rearview f**ing mirror (piece of sh** car) 7 different colors (hes got apiece of sh** car) f**ing rag for a gas cap (piece of sh** car) tailpipe making sparks fly everywhere (piece of sh** car) whoaaaa the whole town thinks im a loser (piece of sh** car) cabbie give me a push!