Adam Sandler - Patch Song lyrics

A won't a you a dance wit me at the annual all star a banquet A will a feel so fancy free at the annual all star a banquet Everyone in town will be lookin' their best, Even Mrs. Selman with the one extra breast. Its a kind of a night when you're feet match When you feel nearly 5 foot 3! They'll laugh and they'll dance and they'll pee in their pants 'cause there's a patch at the all star a banquet waiting for me!