Adam Sandler - Mr. 'I Do' and the Doo Doos lyrics

The boys say don't you do it Get a grip for goodness sake Why you getting married? Such a big league mistake You lose all your freedom When you're solo you got it made But while you guys are home whackin' it I'll be with my new wife gettin' laid, have mercy Well, they say you'll have no privacy The old lady's always there But the good news is she'll blow me And let me shoot it in her hair So while you're all out searching For that strange piece of trim Remember I don't have to wear a condom Whenever I stick it in, no way So you guys go watch your football Trust me, I'll be fine 'Cuz after we brunch with her mother I'm comin' home to a sixty-nine And she'll go ah-ah, uh-lickety-lick Oo…ah…that's my husband's dick Now fellas I'll be thinkin' of ya Even though I've moved on You'll always be my homies But I'm puttin' down the bong 'Cause my soulmate's my whole life now I knew the first time I kissed her But if she ever stops having s** with me I'll call you guys and we'll bang her sister, ah yeah Yeah, if she ever stops having s** with me We'll all gang bang her hot sister