Adam Sandler - Chanukah Song lyrics

This is a song that uh, theres alot of xmas of songs out there, and ah not too many Hanukkah songs, so i wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who dont get to hear any Hanakkah songs.. here we go... Put on your Yarmulke, here comes Hanukkah Its so much fun-akkah to celebrate Hanukkah Hanukkah is the festival of lights. Instead of one day of presents,we have eight crazy nights. When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree. Heres a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me, David Lee Roth lights the Menorrah, So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli, Bowzer from Sha-na-na and Arthur Fonzarelli. Paul Newman's half Jewish,Goldie Hawn's half too, Put them together what a fine lookin Jew. You don't need deck the halls or jingle bell rock. Cause you can spin the dreidle with Captain Kirk and Mr Spock-(both Jewish!) Put on your Yarmulke, it's time for Hanukkah, The owner of the Seattle Super Sonic-ahs celebrates Hanukkah. OJ Simpson -- Not a Jew! But guess who is Hall of Famer -Rod Carew---(he converted!) We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby. Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish not to shabby! Some people think that Ebeneezer Scrooge is , Well, he's not -but guess who is.. All Three Stooges. So many Jews are in show-biz. Tom Cruise isn't but i heard his agent is. Tell your friend Veronica,its time you celebrate Hanukkah I hope i get a harmonica,on this ,lovely,lovely Hanukkah. So drink your gin and tonic-ah and smoke your marijuan-icah, If you really,really wanna-kah,have a Happy Happy Hanikkah