[MIMI] How long till next year? [ROGER] Three and half minutes... [MIMI] I'm giving up my vices I'm going back - back to school Eviction or not This week's been so hot That long as I've got you I know I'll be cool I couldn't crack the love code, dear 'Til you made the lock on my heart explode It's gonna be a happy new year A happy new year [MARK] Coast is clear You're supposed to be working That's for midnight Where are they? There isn't much time [MIMI] Maybe they're dressing I mean what does one wear that's apropos For a party - that's also a crime [MAUREEN] Chips, anyone? [MARK] You can take the girl out of Hicksville But you can't take the Hicksville out of the girl [MAUREEN] My riot got you on TV I deserve a royalty [MIMI] Be nice you two Or no god awful champagne [MAUREEN] Don't mind if I do No luck? [ROGER] Bolted plywood, padlocked with a chain A total dead end [MAUREEN] Just like my ex-girlfriend (on cellular phone) Honey...? I know you're there ... Please pick up the phone Are you okay? It's not funny It's not fair How can I atone? Are you okay? I lose control But I can learn to behave Give me one more chance Let me be your slave I'll kiss your Doc Martens Let me kiss your Doc Martens Your every wish I will obey (Joanne enters) [JOANNE] That might be okay Down girl Heel...stay I did a bit of research With my friends at legal aid Technically, you're squatters There's hope But just in case [MARK & JOANNE] Rope! [MARK] We can hoist a line -- [JOANNE] To the fire escape -- [MARK & JOANNE] That bench! [MAUREEN] I can't take them as chums [JOANNE] Start hoisting...wench [ROGER] I think I should be laughing Yet I forget Forget how to begin I'm feeling something inside And yet I still can't decide If I should hide Or make a wide open grin Last week I wanted just to disappear My life was dust But now it just may be a happy new year A happy new year (Collins enters with Angel) [COLLINS] Bond - James Bond [ANGEL] And p**y Galore - in person [MIMI] p**y - you came prepared [ANGEL] I was a boy scout once And a brownie 'Til some brat got scared [COLLINS] Aha! Moneypenny - my martini! [MIMI] Will bad champagne do? [ROGER] That's shaken - no stirred [COLLINS] p**y - the bolts [ANGEL] Just say the word! [MIMI] Two minutes left to execute our plan [COLLINS] Where's everyone else? [ROGER] Playing Spiderman [MARK] Ironic close up: tight On the phone machine's red light Once the Boho boys are gone The power mysteriously comes on