Everybody grows a beard eventually Soon enough shaves it off Builds a time machine Draws a bunch of cartoons Takes cold showers Loses their awareness Acts like a camel Then they grow a beard again and forget That they grew it out the first time They never did Yeah they think they never did Everybody shaves their head eventually Soon enough grows it out Throws away their couch Plans another road trip Takes on Sephiroth Thinks about what they should've said to their crush Then they shave their head again and forget That they shaved it off the first time They never did Yeah they—never did