Watch out, Watch out! It's Connor! I've got it all And I'm gettin' more But I never fall Beat 'em all (cause you know) I'm so humble (I'm so humble) I'm so humble! I'm a superstar I kick down the door Got the money and the girls And I'm also so humble I'm so humble! I'm so humble! I'm so humble! Bar none, I am the most humble-est Number one at the top of the humble list My apple crumble is by far the most crumble-est But I act like it tastes bad outta humbleness The thing about me that's so impressive Is how infrequently I mention all of my successes! I poo-poo it when girls say that I should model My belly's full from all the pride I swallow I'm the most courteous-bittable, hospitable Reverential, normal-ary Arnold Schwarzen-orgarary I hate compliments put 'em in the mortuary I'm so ordinary that it's truly quite extraordinary It's not a competition, but I'm winnin' You won't hear me admit it Because I'm so timid and submissive I treat fat people like they were thin Talk simple for the dumbos I'm so humble I'm not your normal definition of a rock star I don't complain when my private jet is subpar Ya mom's old, but I'll ask if she's your sister People say I'm charming, bu-but I beg to differ I feel more humble than Dikembe Mutongo After a stumble left him covered in a big pot o' gumbo I guess in a way, bein' gracious is my weakness People say I'm so unpretentious for a genius I've got it all And I'm gettin' more But I never fall Beat 'em all (cause you know) I'm so humble I say that with no ego! I'm so humble! It's just good manners! Say I'm a ten, but I'm an eight at best "Plus two" says you. Not me, cause I'm so humble Mama raised me right! I'm so humble! I'm so humble Watch out! Watch out!