Adam Lambert - Spell Block Tango lyrics

[Intro: All] Spots, Six, Fish, Uh-uh, Figaro, Wishes Spots, Six, Fish, Uh-uh, Figaro, Wishes [Spoken: Adam Lambert] And now, the six merry murderesses of The Captain Hook county jail In their rendition of the Spell Block Tango [Refrain: All] Spots, Six, Fish, Uh-uh, Figaro, Wishes Spots, Six, Fish, Uh-uh, Figaro, Wishes Spots, Six, Fish, Uh-uh, Figaro, Wishes [Chorus: All] He had it coming, he had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same [Spoken: Shoshana Bean] You know how people have this little habits that get you down? Like Jasper and Horace, they didn't know their fabrics I asked for spots, no, not stripes, not dots, spots! So I came home this one day and I'm really irritated And I'm looking for a little bit of sympathy And there's Jasper and Horace, lying on the couch, drinking a beer with ten yards of dotted fabric No, not spots, dots So I said to them—I said, "You buy me dots one more time..." And they did So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots Into their heads [Chorus: All] They had it coming, they had it coming They only had themselves to blame If you'd've been there, if you'd've seen it I betcha you would have done the same Spots, Six, Fish, Uh hum, Figaro, Wishes Spots, Six, Fish, Uh hum, Figaro, Wishes Spots, Six, Fish, Uh hum, Figaro, Wishes [Ca**ie Scerbo] I met Doc in a faraway land about two years ago He told me he was single and we hit it off right away So we started living together He'd go to work in a little Jewish mine And come home singing Hi Ho! I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner And then I found out Single he told me? Single my gla** Not only he was married, oh no, he had six men One of those dwarves, you know So that night when he came home from work I fixed him a drink as usual You know, some guys just can't hold their apple juice He had it coming, he had it coming He took a flower in its prime And then he used it, and he abused it It was a murder but not a crime [Amber Riley] Now, I'm standing over the cauldron Making us some catfish for dinner Minding my own business And in storms prince Eric in a jealous rage "You've been screwing King Triton" he says He was crazy, and he kept on screaming "You've been screwing King Triton" And then he ran in to my tentacles He ran into my tentacles eight times If you had been there, if you had seen it I bet that you would have done the same [Kimberly Cole] "Yes, but did you do it?" Uh uh, not guilty [Todrick Hall] My brother Mufasa and I had this circus act And my lady Sarabi used to tag along with us Now, for the last number in our act we did this 20 acrobactic tricks in a row: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, splits, spread eagles, back flips, flips-flops, one right after the other So this one night before the show, I go down to the hotel Figaro Playing with the hyenas, having a few laughs And we ran out of zebras, so I wen out to get some I come back into the den, and there's Sarabi and Mufasa doing number 17, the Spread Eagle Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out I don't remember a thing, I wasn't until later, I was washing the blood out of my paws I even knew they were dead They had it coming They had it coming They had it coming all along I didn't do it But if I've done it How could you tell me that i was wrong? They had it coming (They had it coming) They had it coming (They had it coming) They had it coming all along (I guess the Lion sleeps tonight) I didn't do it (he didn't do it) But if I've done it (But if he done it) How could you tell me that i was wrong? [Pia Toscano] I love King Stephan more than I could possibly say He was an artistic guy, sensitive and full of wishes But he was always trying to find himself He'd go out everynight looking to find himself and on the way He found: Flora, Fauna, and Merryweather I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences He saw himself as alive, and I saw him dead The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum They had it coming They had it coming They had it coming all along Cause if they used us, and they abused us How could you tell us that we were wrong? He had it coming, he had it coming He only had himself to blame If you had been there, If you had seen it I bet that you would have done the same Spots, Six, Fish, Uh hum, Figaro, Wishes