Adam Kay & Suman Biswas - The Disney Song lyrics

A couple of weeks ago now The kids had a big surprise. They turned on the cartoon network And couldn't believe their eyes. The animals on the cartoons Have left the screens and escaped They wandered the streets and they had Adopted their natural states. Wasn't it grand? Wasn't it great? When the cartoons All went to a**ume Their natural state Mickey Mouse felt his vertebrae snap With his head caught in a trap, Eating the cheese And full of disease In his natural state. The day they just all discarded Their anthropomorphic ways. They burst out the TV sets and They changed the way they behaved. Ermintrude the Cow was sorry When back in her natural state, Cos Damien Hurst had sliced her And put her up in the Tate. Their natural state, Their natural state. Don't be upset But most of them met A grizzly fate. Bugs Bunny spent his very last day In laboratoire Garnier Feeling a bit cross Testing out lip gloss In his natural state. His natural state. And Earthworm Jim Found himself in A fisherman's bait. Peter Rabbit and his friends Got hit by Mercedes Benz Like Mr Toad Found dead on the road In his natural state. His natural state Some of our friends Met quite sticky ends On restaurant plates. Daffy Duck met the end to his days With an aromatic glaze, Nice crispy skin And topped with Hoi Sin In his natural state. They wound up beaten, Chopped up and eaten In their natural state. Each cartoon critter Cooked in a fritter; Each animation Fried up like bacon When the cartoons Went to a**ume Their natural state.