Adam Kay & Suman Biswas - London Underground lyrics

Some people might like to get a train to work, or drive in in a beamer or a merc. Some guys like to travel in by bus But I can't be bothered with the fuss today, I'm gonna take my bike, 'cause once again the tube's on strike. The greedy ba*tards want extra pay for sitting on their a** all day, even though they earn 30k, So I'm standing here in the pouring rain Where the f**'s my f**ing train? London Underground! London Underground! They're all lazy f**ing useless c*nts London Underground! London Underground! They're all greedy c*nts, I wanna shoot them all with a rifle! misheard bygucci Shouldn't It be Drivers on the 8th verse? See all All they say is please mind the doors! And they learn that on the two day course, this job could be done by a four year old, They just leave us freezing in the cold What you smell is what you get. Burger king and piss and sweat You roast to d**h in the boiling heat, with tourists treading on your feet, and chewing gum on every seat So don't tell me to mind the gap! I want my f**ing money back! London Underground! London Underground! They're all lazy f**ing useless c*nts! London Underground! London Underground! They're all greedy c*nts, I wanna shoot them all with a rifle! Wawa wa*ka Wawa wa*ka The floors are sticky, and the seats are damp, every platform has a f**ing tramp! But the Divers get the day off when, we're all late for work again! London underground! London underground! wa wa wa*kers, they're all wa*kers! London underground! take your oyster card, and shove it up your a**... hole!