Staring at the mirror On the steamy bathroom wall Just eating a Noddemix As the people are running The high rise starts to fall While she neatly wipes her lips The reporters pick up Their pads and pens As they rush to the scene And the cameras wink On the gory views How the editors agree Putting on her makeup She glances at the clock And next she paints her nails The train has collided The driver didn't stop As she slips onto the scales The reporters pick up Their pads and pens As they rush to the scene And the cameras wink On the gory views How the editors agree Looking for her car keys She finds them in her shoe Lift the magazine from the floor That long ago mystery Has revealed another clue As she quickly shuts the door The reporters pick up Their pads and pens As they rush to the scene And the cameras wink On the gory views How the editors agree