Adam Dub - David Ha**elhoff Chest Hair lyrics

[Hook] When i was in eight grade, i already rocked the Hoff chest hair Two hundred pounds so i looked like a damn bear When u were with your friends playin FIFA I was with my mothers old friends, gettin my dick s**ed [Verse 1] David Ha**elhoff chest hair, with a natural Pam And Look a like, if i want she can even get me breast fed Im fly like Pan Am used to be Im the present of this music sh** Thats why i got beauty chicks, j**ish chips, and cruising whips! Put both of my balls in her mouth, like u can't choose it b**h Exotic footwear, just because it was made in Vietnam Love your girls p**y smell more in the morning than napalm I throw a rock then wave my hands, i praise my friends Raise my ends, sit inside then Purple Haze my Benz! The new Hendrix, i added millions to my lifes appendix High as sh**, listenin to the new hits of Kendricks Im a fan of Lamar, but its not Odom No disrespect to him, but im always in the restaurant sippin the Opus So i have no time to keep up with the Kardashians Ask your grandma, she knows im Used to be a nasty man [Hook] When i was in eight grade, i already rocked the Hoff chest hair Two hundred pounds so i looked like a damn bear When u were with your friends playin FIFA I was with my mothers old friends, gettin my dick s**ed [Verse 2] Rolled the dice, thrown some ice And now im rich b**h, Ashy Larry Your taste in music s**, i heard you bumpin Laffy Taffy While i was sippin coconut juice, that sh** malagasy Like King Julien is When we are out of liqour we switch it to some peruvian sh** Out on the street with all my nubian click Laugh at the f**in way you live , but thats just some freudian sh** Laugh at the f**in way im f**in your b**h, i got a herculiean dick When im done i tell the bad b**h, make me some san-d-wich But its better not be peanut bu*ter jelly Its better if you give me your bu*t and i fill it all the way up to your belly She a lazy freak so she love that, f** her one more time then leave through the firestairs Call up my old french au pair, take her out to fried snail So we eat crepes and escargos Tell her i got a cuban down under, and never heard of an embargo Damn Mrs Saint-Pierre, you deserve an Oscar more than Argo When she swallos she better not drop a drop, coz then no pardon I strive for perfection, a dickslap or two to make sure she learnt the lesson So far i have only f**ed one girl to candles and John Legend [Talking] Damn,she was fine And fortythree And she made dinner Damn i miss her, i miss those meatballs, and im sure she miss my meatballs too! HAAAH [Hook] When i was in eight grade, i already rocked the Hoff chest hair Two hundred pounds so i looked like a damn bear When u were with your friends playin FIFA I was with my mothers old friends, gettin my dick s**ed