[Verse] Going through all synonyms for us Cashed, beat, dead, done, looking like we're f**ed [Pre-Chorus] Had you in my life Things were pretty nice But nothing seems to last anyway That's okay I guess [Chorus] But if you call yourself a rockstar You would rock harder still And if you call yourself a rockstar La di da da da da And if you call yourself an athlete You would run faster And if you call yourself a rockstar La di da da da da [Verse 2] Bathroom vampires blowing all the fun Predisposed for centuries to k** for #1 [Pre-Chorus 2] Kiss me on the neck Beneath my party dress I know you need to need me So you bleed me That's all right I guess [Chorus 2] But if you call yourself a rockstar You would rock harder still And if you call yourself a rockstar La di da da da da And if you call yourself an athlete You would run faster And if you call yourself a rockstar La di da da da da [Pre-Chorus 3] Had you in my life But nothing seems to last anyway That's okay I guess [Chorus 3] But if you call yourself a rockstar You would rock harder still And if you call yourself a rockstar La di da da da da And if you call yourself an athlete You would run faster And if you call yourself a rockstar La di da da da da [Outro] If you call yourself a human You'd say "I love you" And if you call yourself a human La di da da da da