Adam Buxton - Party Pom Pom lyrics

My friend Frederick said come round I said yes We can play a bit of Wii, we can play DS We can play Super Mario Galaxy 2 But I tell you right now that I'm better than you I know this is your house, where you live with Mum and Dad I know you want to win, and that is very sad cos I got the tricks bruv, I got the sk** I been training pretty hard and I'm ready to k** I'm a cold blooded plumber, I'm a nunchuck king When you begin to lose then I begin to sing And here is the thing, the thing that I sing Can you feel the sting from the thing that I sing? [Chorus] Would you like to come to a party Pom Pom? Would you like to be my guest? It's gonna be a poo poo party Pom Pom A poo poo party's the best You don't need to bring no presents There ain't gonna be no cake Just bring the Wii and you'd better guarantee That you don't make no mistake Are you gonna come to my party Pom Pom? Are you gonna be my guest? It's gonna be a poo poo party Pom Pom A poo poo party's the best! [Verse 2] How are you enjoying all the humiliation? Would you like some more on your Daddy's Playstation? Hold up a second cos your Mummy's coming in Save the level and wait for the speech to begin: What you doing inside? It's a nice day out Go and get the football. Have a kick about Nice bit a exercise, that's what you need Or go and get book and have a lickle read Why you gotta sit there playing that machine? Staring at a plumber on a flickering screen That's not real life, that's just nonsense No wonder all the children now are turning out so dense [Chorus] We're in the middle of a party Pom Pom Don't stop the party now Freddy's getting covered in poo poo pom pom A little bit of poo poo anyhow We're learning all about plumbers We're learning all about stars We rescuing a princess in distress Using physical and mental powers Come along and join in the party pom pom Give all your worries a rest It's gonna be a poo poo party pom pom A poo poo party's the best Are you going to come to the party Pom Pom? Did you get the special invitation? It's gonna be a poo poo party Pom Pom We're celebrating your annihilation!