I woke up this morning smelling like lemons Salt on the back of my hands Mouth was so dry I couldn't even spit My eyes felt like they were full of sand I called Troy Jenkins to see if he survived My head pounding like a stone He started reeling off things I did last night And I cried out over the phone I did what? I smooched who? Oh tell me the boss wasn't there And that I caused quite a scene When I stripped off my jeans And did a slide in my underwear I did what? I mooned who? Oh this time I guess I crossed the line There'll be hell to pay But what can I say I must've had a real good time Troy laughed and said some guy named Red's Been looking for you all night And oh by the way his girl said to say "Just come back any old time" Then he went down the list of the things I'd done As I listened in misery I was thinking real hard about leaving town And changing my identity What can I say I had a bad day I guess I just lost my mind It's all just a blur But one things for sure I must've had a real good time