A young lady once decided That she was sick of stupid boys So she threw quite a dancing party Plenty of juice and lots of noise When a young man asked her a question In her bed what she had on? When she replied "a pair of head phones" You know the dear young boy was gone Mister what did you say your name was For I would hate to get it wrong If you don't like it leave our party And the horse you rode in on After a while this girl was cornered And a big man scared her to d**h Wanted to know what she held on to In her bed, she smiled and said: "her breath" As the boys got a little louder Tried to see how far they could go Asked her what she liked to have on in bed She said "the radio" Mister what did you say your name was For I would hate to get it wrong If you don't like it leave our party And the horse you rode in on Mister what did you say your name was For I would hate to get it wrong If you don't like it leave our party And the horse you rode in on