I went to the zoo To look at the animals The first thing i saw Was a wallfull of handclaps Some wearing green hats And all s**ing chocky bars So i went and looked at The three horned chameleon The idea He walked up and down Just trying to get close to me A split little hand Scratching at the gla** I looked at the snakes And i looked at the crocodiles You'd better Show me the man Who made all of this The idea I could be religious if ... You didn't have to kneel down I could be religious if ... A god would say "hello" I could be religious if ... An angel touched my shoulder I could be religious if ... They set the hymns to disco (like this) Holy holy holy Lord god almighty God in three persons Beloved trinity Holy holy holy All the saints adore thee Christ in three persons Belovedtrinity The idea