Adam And The Ants - Friends lyrics

I'm a friend of Mr. Pastry I'm a friend of Allen Jones I'm a friend of Shirley Ba**ey I'm a friend of your chromosomes I'm a friend of Stuart Sutcliffe I'm a friend of Michael Miles I'm a friend of Jim Morrison I'm a friend of Nobby Stiles I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend (Friend of a friend) I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me (Don't know me) I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend (Friend of a friend) And if I come on the night Can I get in free? I'm a friend of Michael Jackson I'm a friend of Mr Spock I'm a frend of Dr Kildare I'm a friend of The Woodentops I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend (Friend of a friend) I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me (Don't know me) I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend (Friend of a friend) And if I come on the night Can I get in free? I'm an old friend of Charles Hawtrey I'm a friend of Michael Caine I'm a friend of Stanley Spencer I'm a friend of Big John Wayne I'm a friend of Stevie Wonder I'm a friend of Eric Fromm I'm a friend of Bryan Ferry I'm a friend of Terence Stamp I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend (Friend of a friend) I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me (Don't know me) I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend (Friend of a friend) And if I come on the night Can I get in free? (there are several other, older versions of Friends, all with different "friends".) © BMG Music Publishing Limited