A friend of mr. pastry I'm a friend of allen jones I'm a friend of shirley ba**ey I'm a friend of your chromosomes I'm a friend of stuart sutcliffe I'm a friend of michael miles I'm a friend of jim morrison I'm a friend of nobby stiles I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend And if I come on the night Can I get in free? I'm a friend of michael jackson I'm a friend of mr spock I'm a frend of dr kildare I'm a friend of the woodentops I'm an old friend of charles hawtrey I'm a friend of michael caine I'm a friend of stanley spencer I'm a friend of big john wayne I'm a friend of stevie wonder I'm a friend of eric fromm I'm a friend of bryan ferry I'm a friend of terence stamp