Well hello matey What have you done for me lately Yeah Are you paying my rent Are you my best friend You can't beat our meat So you better shut your pipehole Mister are you listening To the bingy bingy bingy bingy bongy children Do you feel good Do you feel the shame Or is it 1969 again Oh how you make me Wish I was a baby Yeah When you're playing Miss Swish Knickers on we're British You're my agony nanny With your big towel protection God made the little fishes And God he made the seven seas God makes us pay for our sins That's why he gave us The bingly bongly children